What’s in an asshole?

It is but a hole beneath one’s ass
Probe it if ye will, but heaven knows I shall pass
For it pains me to try and fathom
what lies deep inside one’s bottom
Seeing, ye say, is believing?
Rest ye assured, I am content just from assuming

What, still ye ask, is in an asshole?
Did ye not heed my words in whole?
If ye insist to know it all,
then allow me to be literal
What ye shall find in that narrow pit
is but feces, crap, poop, and shit

Vulgar, ye say, is my word?
I only but say what ye want heard
I told ye the fact was obvious,
but still ye seem to be curious
Now say ye believe me not?
Rest ye assured, I shit ye not

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17 Responses to “What’s in an asshole?”


  1. 1 Ceritaeka March 16, 2010 at 9:19 am

    Asshole makes me realize that shit happens in this beautiful world. And a true crap is worth hearing than a sweet lie. Heh? Is there a true-crap? 😛
    Anw if asshole didn’t exist, all the shits in the world would have errrr can’t imagine that piles midden.. 😀 So hail Asshole!

  2. 2 Kgeddoe March 16, 2010 at 10:23 am

    Chicken cadavers
    Banished
    Russet-tinged snow

  3. 3 Amd March 16, 2010 at 10:49 am

    *report as mature*

  4. 4 itikkecil March 17, 2010 at 7:47 am

    😯
    vulgar!!!!
    an asshole is an asshole. period.

  5. 5 Fritzter March 17, 2010 at 12:51 pm

    @Ceritaeka
    Hail…. wait a minute!

    @Kgeddoe
    They…don’t…rhyme…

    @Amd
    Ah, indeed. Thank you for the compliment.

    @itikkecil
    Sure u won’t dig deeper? 😆

  6. 6 itikkecil March 17, 2010 at 2:08 pm

    dig it deeper? only to find that there are shit and feces?
    thanks, but no thanks…

  7. 7 Kgeddoe March 17, 2010 at 5:00 pm

    But it’s haiku! They don’t have to!

  8. 9 hawe69 March 19, 2010 at 6:41 am

    hihihihi…
    lagi ditanya ama anak TK yah Pak Guru, artinya Asshole..
    😛

  9. 10 morishige April 1, 2010 at 3:46 pm

    What, still ye ask, is in an asshole?

    shit… i guess?? :mrgreen:

  10. 12 Astrald Rain May 17, 2010 at 12:32 pm

    LOL… Nice man. You have the gift of the silver tongue. 🙂

  11. 13 Kgeddoe May 20, 2010 at 8:00 am

    ^ It’s a mark of a good officer. 🙂

  12. 14 Astrald Rain May 25, 2010 at 6:34 am

    ^ And of a liar… 🙂

  13. 15 Fritzter May 25, 2010 at 12:02 pm

    @Gentole
    Taken as a compliment.
    .
    .
    @Astrald Rain #1
    Thank you :mrgreen:
    .
    .
    Only silver?
    .
    .
    @Kgeddoe
    Officer?
    .
    .
    @Astrald Rain #2
    Ab!surd!

  14. 16 yoan August 3, 2010 at 1:46 am

    just wondering why ‘asshole’ is considering as an insult. people who don’t have asshole definitely suffer in their whole life, right? I can’t understand human…

  15. 17 Fritzter August 4, 2010 at 4:53 am

    ^
    Don’t worry, it’s perfectly humane to not understand humans.


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